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I’M KOREAN, I’M BUILT TO BE AN OMNIVORE

I’M NOT WRITING YOUR ESSAY FOR YOU BUT I AM FOR NET NEUTRALITY

YES I LOVE CHAKRUBS THEY MAKE ME FEEL VERY LUXE WHEN I’M MASTURBATING AND SUPPOSEDLY HAVE HEALING PROPERTIES. PLUS THEY’RE GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT

DEFINITELY GO FOR SOMETHING RECHARGEABLE NOT BATTERY OPERATED. I LIKE MY WOMANIZER, MY HITACHI, AND LELO MAKES SOME GOOD TOYS.

SEE THIS SHIT EDITORS? SOMEONE LOOK INTO THAT BOOK DEAL FOR ME

I FILMED THIS LAST NIGHT I GOTTA EDIT IT.

*LOOKS DOWN AT ALL MY ABORTED BOOK IDEAS AND NOVELS I STARTED*

I’M TRYING.

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